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Erica exposes the scams that some erotic massage services in London don't want you to know

My name is Erica and I am an article writer here at Karma Tantric, where our standards and reputation proceed us as offering the finest erotic massage in London. After hearing some of the shocking accounts our clients have disclosed about their previous experiences with other agencies, I have decided to whistleblow the real truth about what is going on in our industry and expose the underhanded tactics exhibited by some shady agencies in London.

So let’s find out what really goes on and why Karma Tantric is London’s premier choice for tantric massage..

1. The Fake Pictures Scam

The current trend with most agencies offering erotic massage in London is to use overly photoshopped pictures. They change everything from body shape, dress size and even the faces of the girls so they are totally unrecognisable upon meeting them. When you arrive at your booking you get the shock of your life that the lady looks nothing like her pictures at all!

Some agencies even go as far as using fake pictures altogether that are not even the lady you are considering to visit. Their game plan is to attract you to the lady’s location and hope that even though she is obviously not the lady you saw in the picture, that you will stay anyway! This kind of scam is called a bait and switch, where the agency will bait you with one set of pictures and switch the lady with someone who looks moderately like her.

The Karma Tantric Difference? – We only use real pictures of our Karma Girls. All Karma Girls have accurate pictures taken within recently by our own in-house photographer. Yes that means the lady in the picture is actually the lady you will see upon arrival. No fakes and no super photoshopping only very mild touch ups making sure you get to visit the actual lady in the photographs.

2. Escorts With Bad Attitudes Pretending To Be Tantric Masseuses

Many erotic massage agencies in London employ escorts and offer the to clients as tantric masseuses. Whats the problem with this? The issue is that escorts have a tendency to their rush services. This goes against the whole point of a tantric massage as you can imagine! This is also a sign of a lady who has no real idea about tantric massage or how to perform it properly.

Most escorts are notorious for awful attitudes towards their clients. The proposed service offered to you is a relaxing positive long lasting tantric massage but in fact you get a negative rushed experience that you would rather forget.

The Karma Tantric Difference? – Karma Tantric only work with real tantric masseuses and never employ ladies who work as escorts elsewhere. We have a strict policy on this that ensures you get the most highly skilled genuine masseuse every single time. No rush or clock watching and never a negative attitude from any of our ladies.

3. Awful Dirty Sub Standard Locations

Most agencies have no interest or concern in the types of incall locations their ladies perform erotic massage in London. That means awful dirty studio apartments, or even a rented room in a place where many massage providers work from. This means your massage will often be interrupted by the sound of other clients in the background. Not exactly the perfect bliss you were expecting right?

So you decide to take a shower and are offered a tatty towel that looks more like a face towel than anything else and ushered into a grimy shower area where you can see the dirt and hairs from previous clients still evident in the shower you now stand in. An array of half used hair and shower products clutter the bathroom. This is the reality of what some massage agencies in London are selling to their clients as premium massage services.

The Karma Tantric Difference? – Our ladies only work from clean, luxury apartments with excellent facilities. Entrances are discrete and there are never any other ladies (or men!) present in the apartment during your massage. Shower facilities are modern and clean with drinks and fresh towels offered as part of our service.

4. Badly Managed Unorganised Customer Support

Many agencies employ very badly organised receptionists that have no real idea or interest in what they are doing. You can usually tell by the manner in which they speak and the total disinterest they have in your needs and requirements whilst you speak with them. This can result in an array of bad situations that you may suddenly find yourself in, such as being booked in with the wrong lady, arriving to find that there is also another client booked in at the same time as you, or the horror of passing a client leaving as you enter.

These shoddy agencies tend to book clients in, send the address and then hope for the best. What would happen if you could not find the address you were looking for? Worse still can you imagine knocking on the door of the location to find that you have the wrong address altogether? These are the issues experienced by many clients who book erotic massage in London using these rogue agencies.

The Karma Tantric Difference? – We offer the finest customer service in the industry. Our booking process is solid, ensuring perfect efficiency and communication. Lost on the way to a booking? We provide guidance and even send you a map of your route. Late due to traffic? We will reschedule to make sure you get your full time at the massage and do not overlap with any other clients. The customer always comes first and we are there to provide 24/7 support throughout your experience.

5. Your Personal Information Is At Risk!

In a world where privacy and discretion is an increasing issue it is shocking how most agencies take little care with your personal information. We have all heard the horror stories of what happened when the famous dating website Ashley Madison was hacked and clients sensitive data was shared across the internet. Your telephone number and booking information is often saved by these amateur agencies on throw away pay as you go telephones. If these were to be lost or stolen, your information would be in the hands of potentially anyone.

The Karma Tantric Difference? – Karma Tantric operates the most effective security protocol available. All our clients information is held on unbreakable 128-bit encrypted systems. Not even the FBI can break such strong data encryption. Details regarding your booking including your telephone number are only held until the booking is completed, where our systems delete and overwrite all data immediately. Our telephones are equally secure and all ported to a main office telephone so we do not use mobile phones at all that can be lost or stolen.

6. Is the Service Legal?

The truth is that many agencies offering erotic massage in London are run and controlled by unsavory shady owners. The ladies may be sourced from abroad and not well versed in English or sometimes even aware they are destined for work as masseuses in London. These agencies often do not pay taxes and operate in an illegal manner in a world of drugs and extortion.

Visiting locations with many girls actively working such as a massage parlour or spa is very risky, as they are by law deemed as brothels. Many of these establishments are raided by police often and are in essence illegal. The same goes for locations such as apartments where two or three ladies are working together sharing rooms. You should avoid these at all costs.

The Karma Tantric Difference? – Karma Tantric is a 100% legal UK company who files all necessary tax and insurances required. Our ladies are trained masseuses who speak perfect English and work from individual locations in London, not parlours or brothels.Take the risk out of your erotic massage meetings and book with a Legal British Agency.

So there it is.. The real truth about what is going on in our industry and they way it’s all done. I hope now I have highlighted the benefits of using a professional agency such as Karma Tantric that strives to better itself in every way constantly. None of the above issues are concerns of Karma clients as we simply operate in a fashion that is of a much higher standard than any other agency in the industry.

Take the guess work out of your erotic massage bookings and let the Karma Tantric team show you how it should be done. Call 0207 898 3212 and let us prove it to you.




  1. KIngPunt

    Good afternoon wonderful Erica 🙂 I have been thoroughly enjoying reading through all of your articles. I am what you might call a veteran in the escort scene, with a mixture of good and bad experiences throughout the years. I agree in totality that tantric attitudes have a positive continuity, I myself always leave a massage session more “satisfied” and have since converted the services I seek. Thank you very much for the good reads

  2. JJ_23

    Hello. I used your agency the other day and have to say a massive thank you, the whole thing was tip-top from start to finish. Thanks. John 😉 PS: Tell Ellie she was incredible.

  3. Becky

    Wow! I am so happy that someone finally exposed all this! It’s a shame we don’t have an unbiased massage publication online where this can be written about, but saying that Erica, your articles seem very fair and written with the best intentions so good on you 🙂 I have been reading many blog posts from other agencies and tantric massage providers here in London, and it seems most of them just write articles for the search engines to pick up and the actual writing is not interesting at all. Again Erica I am very pleased with your informative and very well written articles, the others should take note and follow suit! Becky x

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