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What Is A Happy Ending Massage?
Sex and relationships writer, Erica Suarez-Hillingdon, shares her knowledge and experience of giving Happy Ending Massage.
You’ve probably heard people reference – and make jokes about – happy-ending massages. But they aren’t just a myth. Happy endings really exist. The meaning of a happy ending massage is simple – it’s a massage that ends in a hand job (if you’re a man or a person with a penis). Traditionally, they’ve been thought of as something for men, so people often wonder, do women get happy-ending massages too? Yep, they certainly do.
For women and people with vulvas, a happy ending involves fingering and/or clitoral stimulation. While some first-person accounts tell of massages ending in blow jobs or penetrative sex (sometimes referred to in the industry as ‘The Business’), that’s not strictly the definition of a happy ending massage.
Read on to learn about what a happy ending massage looks like, and most importantly where you can go to be guaranteed you’ll receive one.
What happens during a happy ending massage?
The specifics will change depending on which massage therapist you have, as each service will have its own set of protocols. But this is what you can likely expect from a happy-ending massage.
Step 1: Preparing for the massage
Like any massage, you’ll be taken to the location (most likely a room) and asked to remove your clothes and lie on the massage bed. It’s common courtesy to shower beforehand. Typically, massages will start with you lying face down. Some masseuses will clearly explain whether to remove your underwear and cover up with a towel, known as draping. If you’re unsure, just ask.
Step 2: A slow and sensual start to the massage
Your massage therapist will begin working on your back. They may use hot oils or lotion, and you may be asked what you prefer. They could be clothed, topless or, in some cases, naked. This may be discussed beforehand, with you stating your preference. You might notice your masseuse slowly and gradually incorporating your erogenous zones into the massage. A full body massage can last 30 to 90 minutes, with the length likely to be agreed upon beforehand.
Step 3: The message is taken up a notch
Halfway through the massage, you’ll be asked to turn over onto your front. This stage of the massage may involve your neck, face, thighs, chest or breasts. They may ask for your consent when moving towards your erogenous zones, or they may look for non-verbal cues from you, such as moaning and opening your legs slightly.
Step 4: The happy ending
This tends to happen right at the end. If you have a towel covering your genitals, a hand job or clitoral stimulation/fingering can be given underneath the towel. Some people may be asked/ask to wear a condom. Please do not touch the masseuse unless they have given explicit and enthusiastic consent. Many first-person accounts admit this bit is usually over pretty quickly. The point of a happy ending massage is sexual gratification and pleasure, so orgasm and ejaculation are expected (no pressure, though!)
Step 5: Freshen up
Once your happy ending is complete, you may be handed a towel to clean up with. Your masseuse may leave the room to allow you to do this and get dressed in your own time. Pop the towel and/or condom in the bin.
Step 6: Tipping
Tips are customary. Tipping expectations vary depending on your service and location, so use your best judgment. And most importantly, don’t forget to say thank you!
Do I have to ask for a happy ending massage?
Each masseuse or massage service will likely operate slightly differently; however, we have a guide on how to get a happy ending massage and your most likely places to do so. Some therapists will be upfront and discuss your needs and expectations beforehand. Others may expect you to ask outright by asking if they offer ‘extras’.
However, if you book with Karma Tantric, you can specifically request a happy ending massage so you know exactly what you’re getting.
Where can I get a happy ending massage?
Are happy-ending massages legal? Well… Engaging in sexual activities in exchange for money is legal in the UK, but the laws covering happy-ending massages – and how you advertise and sell them – are confusing. There are also many issues surrounding the licensing of massage parlours and prostitution. This is why you don’t tend to see flashing ‘happy endings here’ neon signs outside of massage parlours. And hence the code words.
While it is possible to find an independent erotic masseuse or to get a happy ending massage from a massage parlour, this can be risky. Bad practices and unhygienic settings are rife if you go to the wrong places. To enjoy the best experience in a clean, professional and discrete setting, you should book your massage via a tantric massage agency, such as Karma Tantric, which uses only highly-trained, specialised tantric massage therapists.
Guarantee a happy ending with Karma Tantric
And if you’re looking for a tantric happy ending, book in for a Karma Tantric happy ending massage. As an award-winning provider of tantric massages, every client that books an appointment will have the most incredible experience.
Whether you’re booking alone or want to bring a partner, we’ll give you the time of your life. All you need to do is browse our website and choose whether you want an incall or outcall booking.
Our most popular locations include:
With a tantric happy-ending massage, the masseuse will basically cater to your every need. They’ll build your pleasure up and down again, increasing your erotic energy until the final release. Karma Tantric masseuses are trained and can tend to your needs in clean, luxury environments.
Whether you’re a man or woman, we guarantee a mind-blowing experience. What are you waiting for? Book today.
Guarantee a happy ending with Karma Tantric
And if you’re looking for a tantric happy ending, book in for a Karma Tantric happy ending massage. With a tantric happy ending massage, the masseuse will gradually grow your arousal. They will build your pleasure up and down again, increasing your erotic energy until the final release. Karma Tantric masseuses are trained and can tend to your needs in clean, luxury environments.
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